3 posts tagged “silly”
Is it just me or does everyone feel people are trying to kill you everyday? No I don't mean some clandestine organization or government is trying to kill me and I'm not in a war zone (at least if it is nobody told me). I mean my fellow travelers on the road and highways are trying to KILL me! EVERYDAY!
I've seen someone stop at a green light as I was coming to the light behind them forcing me to slam on breaks to prevent me rear-ending them, I've had two vehicles run a red light many seconds after my light was green as I started to get on the road in front of my place of work, I've had to dodge trash cans and broken drywall laying in the middle of the highway, I've had to figure out ways to dodge cars that stick 5 feet into traffic as they decide whether or not to enter traffic, I've seen one guy just walk across the highway like there was no traffic at all (OK this guy was just trying to kill himself, but he might have been trying to take me with him) and that has just been this week; AND IT WAS ONLY WEDNESDAY!
Is everyone else's commute to work and or lunch this, um..eventful or is it just me?
Sometimes you just gotta find some illusions on the internet just to keep yourself sane. I swear when I first started out on the internet there were three things I could count on finding, Muds, illusions and porn. It's good to see the visual illusions are still going strong.
PS: I love the Rotating Snakes.
Oh, noes! I've been called out by Harry! Well I don't like chain letters and never pass them on, plus I really don't know five people that haven't been tagged already, so I'll just tag Jim because he got me into this mess in the first place.
Ok, I'm supposed to post about five things that people don't know about me....hmm...tricky....I'm pretty boring, not a lot to hide here, but even I can come up with five things. (THINK THINK THINK!...Gotta be SOMETHING!)
Ok here goes!
1)I never asked the first girl I liked to go on a date with me. Sorry Kim, school probably would have been a LOT more interesting if I had just found the courage. Plus, it set an unsettling trend.
2)I once killed a squirrel with buckshot. Yes, I was like 14-15 but I still feel bad about it. I was the most experienced of the 'hunters' that day, (city boy cousins couldn't hit squat!) but still made that mistake. Luckily for me I was able hide my shame, because I was able to clean the poor bastard myself and only one pellet hit it so no shot in the meat later! On a post note, fried squirrel tastes like rabbit, which strangely enough tastes a bit like chicken.
3)Speaking of squirrel hunting, I used to hunt and fish all the time between 2 till I was around 16. I can only remember hunting or fishing maybe 4 times since my 18th birthday.
4)I rub my hands together for around 1-2 seconds all the time. I guess it's some sorta nervous habit but honestly I have no idea why the hell I do it.
5)In my personal first impression scale of 1-10 you lose 2 points if you smoke. My rules I make em up. Just don't like smoking and my first impressions get adjusted accordingly.
Well that's it. Don't expect to find out anything else about me Mr. Internet! I'm a very serious person and I don't fool around anymore! (Looks at title of web page, cheeks turn red, walks off to find a beer.)
